Wildwoodians, who do you think would win in a fight: this pre-owned 2022 Dunable Minotaur, or an actual Minotaur? You might be Team Actual Minotaur, but we think you’ll agree with the consensus we reached after a vigorous discussion at the shop: a 2022 Dunable Minotaur would absolutely destroy a real Minotaur, no contest. Let’s be real here: despite the Minotaur’s famed reputation as a mythical beast, it’s actually as fraudulent as Lebron’s bubble ring. First off, a human body with a bull’s tail and head wouldn’t even be good at fighting at all. It provides no real combat advantages, and the lack of peripheral vision caused by the eye placement makes it an unwieldy combination ill-suited for a real battle of any sort, let alone a fight against someone wielding a weapon with perfectly-voiced humbuckers like this Dunable. Plus, the tail is just going to get in the way, and you could even grab it and gain an advantage! And sure, the actual Minotaur has put up numbers, but those were human sacrifices delivered to him on a platter by King Minos—he barely even did any work to win those victories! The point is, the actual Minotaur is a trash mythical creature, and the 2022 Dunable Minotaur rules and could easily vanquish it, probably even better than Theseus himself. For a somewhat less-silly exploration of this guitar’s greatness, head over to our Used Gear page, and feel free to call for an in-hand description (or if you just want to do a tier ranking of beasts from myths of antiquity).

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Wildwoodians, get ready to obsess over the latest from Castedosa: El Halcón Baritone in Aged Black over Firemist Gold! We were convinced the Conchers baritone was our ultimate low-end crush, but then Serial 447 stole our hearts. Stay tuned for the drop on our New Arrivals page. Can you dig it?!?

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